Cover Photo: Tallulah Pomeroy
Tallulah Pomeroy

All the Ways He Won’t Die

“Someday he’ll meet a fate I didn’t think of, and that will be my fault, too.”

Here is how it won’t happen:

stay back ma’am

If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler.


every time,


Jess Zimmerman is a writer and editor who lives with a dog and a human in Brooklyn. She has written for Hazlitt, the New Republic, the Guardian, the Hairpin, the Toast, Aeon, and others, and identifies as Chaotic Good. She subtweets at @j_zimms.